Sunday, March 9, 2008

THE DERTY SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN..YAH MON!

Diay Tew:

Began bright & early at.. 12:30 PM when chrissy woke up curious about what time it was..after firing amo at Valerie's snoring butt all night long. 

Maybe we slept in so late because we were up to the crack of dawn watching One Tree Hill. OR MAYBE..because we were dodging scary black men in the elevators who happen to follow us back to our rooms with refridgerators at 2 am? Hmmm..That sounds more like it.

And yes, Chrissy sprained her ankle running from the black man.

Not to mention we ran into a creepy man on the way down stairs in a suit..wearing bow flats, that Chrissy has as well? Awkward much? Yes.. thats why we woke up so late. Now back to our day.

We got ready,to find out that the blacks & LATINOS play during the day, not night here in Athens.S So we shopped, bought hater boots and lime green kangaroos and DAWG sweat shirts. Then got lunch, and came up with the brilliant idea to go to a movie. 
Waiter: Oh yeah the movie theater is right down the street on your right, you could totally walk there.
Us: Okay cool let's go see the movie at 530!

2 hours. 3 miles. and 8934739874934873 honks by black men later. We ended up at the movie theatre. 

We watched the movie, which was really good. Vantage point..go see it! And then.. we decided to call a cab to bring us back because there was no way in dawgballs we were walking our happy butts down that route again. 

So, after screaming at the 98 year old black lady on the phone about where we were..the freaaaakin cinema lady..THE CINEMA..Dave Chappell came to save the day. Driving a 94' minivan that was running below empty..way to go Dave.

We went and got some sushi at Sakatini..(naturally, Valerie got steak) and now we're ready to continue the adventure..

Stay Tuned.

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